Looking for a fresh start with a side of irony? Feast your eyes on this 3-bedroom, 2-bath, 2-car garage gem in sunny Port Charlotte, Florida—the house that love built and lawyers are dividing! This home has modern upgrades that scream, “We were this close to being on HGTV.” The kitchen boasts sleek new quartz counter tops and a kitchen so updated, you’ll forget it was renovated in the name of marital compromise. And let’s not forget the showstopper: the massive enclosed Florida room that's perfect for hosting wine nights, enjoying your new-found freedom, or turning it into a he/she cave (no mediation required!). No need to air your dirty laundry here! Indoor laundry room with plenty of storage. Newly appointed living room furniture that the ex has now staged the home with, just in time for your viewing pleasure! The backyard is big enough for a pool, a garden, or even a ceremonial burning of your ex’s favorite chair in the fire pit—your choice! The lit pavered patio area is perfect for your BBQs or the divorce party! And with a 2-car garage, there’s plenty of space for the car you kept AND the one you hope to never see again. BRAND NEW ROOF IN October 2024 and a credit is being offered for a new garage door because we want this house is to last, unlike certain other things. Bring your own camper! Whether you’re an adventure-seeker or just need a backup plan in case your marriage takes a turn, we’ve got the room! (Bonus: It’s far enough from the house for some peaceful “me time.”) A 220V hookup already in place (for YOUR camper... the "project" camper will FINALLY be removed.... you're welcome). This house is priced for a quick sale because let’s face it, no one wants to split the proceeds again. Don’t miss your chance to own the home that’s seen it all and is ready for a new chapter, just like you! Call today! And remember: real estate and pre-nups can last forever. Relationships? Not so much.